I'll admit it here, freely -- I'm a bitch. If you mean someone who is strong, opinionated, stubborn, smart and looks out for herself first, then yes I am a bitch. I don't like people walking all over me. I don't like them doing it for myself.

If I happen (GOD FORBID) to mention a story, or part of a story, twice then it may relate to something I'm talking about currently. You don't have to go psycho rude on me and be all "You mentioned that yesterday/last week/last year/a week ago Sunday." Just smile and nod. You do the same thing, so shut the f*ck up.

I may not say it in person, but I'll sure as h*ll say it here. Don't f*ck with me -- I've blackmailed a teacher and gotten a professor fired. You want to play? BRING IT ON B*TCH.